I would like a bread necklace for myself, but it would take such a big loaf. I would like to bake a loaf of bread so big that I could wear a bread necklace made from its crust.
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Sunday, June 24, 2012
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5 comments:
Maybe instead of baking a large loaf of bread, you could eat the middle out of a pizza. I think it would be more durable. :)
You are a GENIUS!
But then you would have to poop on statues in the park. Are you sure you're ready for that?
My baby sister feels about pigeons the way you seem to about the Baldwins. She calls them winged vermin and finds them repulsive. I'm sending her that link. She'll hate me for it. :-)
Susan, I'm not sure if I'm ready for that kind of responsibility at all. Can't I just wear the pretty bread necklace without having to actually become a pigeon?
Agent, I am pleased you can torture your sister with that link! I find pigeons repulsive and beautiful in equal parts. I agree that they are vermin, and yet their iridescence is kind of fascinating.
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