Alec Baldwin sat next to me on the Skytrain once. It was quarter past seven in the morning, but he smelled like rye and he fell asleep with his face pressed against the window and drooled. He talked in his sleep too. Most of it was incomprehensible, except for when I poked him in the arm and then distinctly heard him say, "Tortellini".
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5 comments:
If I had even a shred of affection or admiration for Alec Baldwin, this would hurt. But since I don't, it doesn't. Funny story, though!
I find the Baldwins completely loathsome, each in their own special way. It's only okay to tell lies about people if you really don't like them.
Really? You hate the Baldwins? Huh. I can understand hating, say, Mel Gibson for being a racist prick. Or Tom Cruise for being a Scientology, anti-mental health, narcissistic whack job. But I can't say I've ever given any thought to any of the Baldwins.
Haha, I hate Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise too! But they are sufficiently detestable that I feel confident knowing that the rest of the world has them covered.
As for the Baldwins, Daniel is a car thief and notorious drug addict, Stephen is an ultra-conservative ultra-hypocritical born again Christian, Alec Baldwin is an abusive drunk, and Billy... the least offensive of the Baldwins, is only guilty of being a Calvin Klein underwear model. But my bigger problem with them is just that they seem so smarmy and self-satisfied. Yuck.
You make a compelling case.
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