Seriously.

I was just asked to click a box to "please prove you're not a robot".  This question always makes me pensive.  How do I even know for sure I am not a robot?  I clicked the box anyway.  But then it jumped to another screen that asked me to click on images of food which contained eggs.  Apparently robots cannot possibly discern an egg from a yellow pepper.  Some of the eggs were fried eggs, easy to spot.  But how do I know if there are eggs in donuts?  I don't make donuts.  The screen timed out while I pondered this.  Perhaps this proves I am a robot after all.

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