Integration is a beautiful thing.  Just like the real world, my theatre class is home to gifted geniuses and morons alike. Today I punted a kid with a full scale IQ of 70 because he was (repeatedly) making animal noises for no apparent reason.  I even remembered I had kicked him out which is where this usually falls apart for me, and came up with the brilliant idea of having him write out his plan to be successful in my class in the future.  When I went back to check on him fifteen minutes later he had come up with two words which I asked him to read aloud to me because I was fairly sure he had written wank harder.  Turned out it said work harder and I'm not buying it.  Wanking harder is a far more plausible game plan.



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