this awkward kiss that screams of other people's lips

J and R make me feel like a celebrity, because they tell everyone things that make me sound that way.  Last night they told me (and everyone around us) that I am the funniest, the smartest, the wittiest, the kindest, the best...  I couldn't really have paid them to make me look any better.  Not that I need to.  Not that there's any good reason for me to need to at all.  It's like having a drug slipped into your drink that you didn't even mean to try, and suddenly you're addicted.  But I'm not.  This was a one time thing.  

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